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[Burning Gundam]

In light of our recent crash and what not, I no longer have the script for the Flamewar to continue the DF-21 Flamewar comic I was working on so...

PLEASE BEGIN ONE NOW!!

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[DarthDoctor]

Okay, um...

right.

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[j-dogg]

*pulls out a paintball gun and gets a headshot off of Gundam*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[DarthDoctor]

:: Does flaming dance ::

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"At least, I think it was primitive DD that was the source of the bug" - Nottheking

[j-dogg]

*plants Half-Life tripmines about the topic*

*throws down stacks of satchel charges so he can manually set off the tripmines*

*camps out in a remote corner of the internet with a sniper crossbow w/exploding tips and waits for JorBo to enter the thread*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[DarthDoctor]

:: Buys a candy bar and mutters to himself ::

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"At least, I think it was primitive DD that was the source of the bug" - Nottheking

[The MAZZTer]

*makes funny faces ( ) at everyone, hoping to incite anger and thus a flamewar*

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[Matt K]

*kills everyone*

I win.

[Burning Gundam]

:: Doesn't die ::

:: Watches Darth Doctor selfishly eat his candy bar ::

I want one too!

:: Stomps on Darth Doctor ::

:: Feels paintball through the Mobile Trace System and sees J-dogg lower his paintball gun ::

:: Goes into Hyper Mode and charges J-Dogg ::

Erupting!...Burning!...FINGER!!!

:: Grips J-dogg's head with a superheated hand ::

:: Has mercy, but leaves a nasty 3rd degree burn on his face ::

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[j-dogg]

*sees 3rd degree burns on face *

'Why you little....'

*detonates the satchels with remote control, setting off the tripmines and killing everyone in the topic*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

:: Uses Vernier Mode to escape blast ::

:: Shoots Vulcan Cannons at J-Dogg ::

I wonder where everyone went?

:: Looks at his foot to reveal Darth Doctor still smashed on his foot ::

EEWWW!

:: Scrapes him off ::

WHOS NEXT!?

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[IDGD]

A massive explosion errupts out of the satchel blasts. A 1000 foot tall pentogram can be seen faintly.
A 1000 foot tall green demon bearing a 800 foot tall bong steps out and smacks j-dogg with his bong.
"Your soul is MINE!"

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The Famouse Inter-Dimensional Jolly Green Demon.

[Burning Gundam]

:: Sees the big green thing ::

O_o O_o

:: Flies Higher ::

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[Tom Manning]

:: Levels pistol at Gundam ::

"Go ahead, make my day."

:: Smiles as Gundam runs ::

:: Fires ::

:: Smiles and walks into the sunset, away from the turmoil ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[Burning Gundam]

:: Bullet bounces harmlessly off of Burning Gundam's armour ::

:: Tom Manning has mistaken the sunset for BG's Burning Flash, and is fried in the process ::

:: Executes a Sekyha Tenkyokan upon the giant green thingy ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

*hurls flaming squirrells at everyone replying to this thread*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[IDGD]

Looks at the wound on his chest.
bursts into flame and laughs maniaclly as the flames subside and his wound is healed.

"Darn Musquitos"

takes a hit from his bong and breathes at Burning Gundam.

"Breathe deep!"

strikes the Inter-Dimensional Lighter of Hell Fire and lights everyone on fire.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Burn! Fire Fire!"

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The Famouse Inter-Dimensional Jolly Green Demon.

[Burning Gundam]

[Tom Resnick]

I'M ALIVE!!!

[AlexG]

:: Appears in a brilliant flash of light. ::
:: Shakes head ::

"You never learn, do you?"

:: Snaps fingers and, in true omnipotent interloper fassion, transports 1000 Gammorean Guards into the forum ::
:: Disappears ::

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This thread is going to die... isn't it?

[j-dogg]

*doesn't die*

*uses his l33t AutoCAD skillz to design, patent, and build the world's fastest supercar, the Interceptor GT*

*drives off*

*pulls out H-13a Trooper Scooper*

*spools up turbine to speed*

*unloads a 500 plasma-round drive-by on the entire forum at 270 mph*

*uses the secondary fire button to fire 50 thermonuclear rockets w/hollow tips at Burning Gundam's mech*

*mech explodes and kills everyone in the topic ^_^*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Matt K]

*tosses everyone into the Rancor pit*

[Burning Gundam]

:: Escapes in core lander ::

:: Curses that he lost Burning Gundam ::

:: Runs off in search of a new gundam ::

I'll be back, and you won't like it.

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[Casey Neumiller]

:: fires the Darksaber weapon at the topic, vaporizing everyone and everything in it ::

[Tom Manning]

:: Jumps out of Topic at last moment ::

:: Enters again ::

::Hops in X-Wing and destroys Darksaber ::

:: Lands and hops out of X-Wing ::

:: Looks at Green Demon ::

::Shakes head ::

"We shall have to do something about that guy!"

:: Kneels and prays and exorsizes the Demon ::

:: Smiles at his cleverness and bad spelling ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[Burning Gundam]

:: Comes back in the Final Phase Dark Gundam ::

:: Lays waste to the annoying X-Wing and the rest of the thread ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[IDGD]

Frowns as his bong shatters and he bursts into flame.

"I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!"


Suddenly flames spew out of the grownd beneath Tom Manning lighting him with the Hell Fire. IDGD rises out of the flames and hits the burning Tom Manning launching him into the distance as soulless flaming green jelly.

"REVENGE IS MINE!...As well as your soul naturally."

"Better deposit this before he gets back."

IDGD bursts into flames lighting everyone in the string on fire and getting them high. As the flames reced he is nowhere to be seen.

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The Famouse Inter-Dimensional Jolly Green Demon.

[AlexG]

:: pops back in ::

"Honestly, does EVERYONE have to go through all of this to get their drivers liscense renewed? What? 2 doors down? Oh, thank you."

:: Pops out, right after materializing a black hole in the center of the topic ::

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This thread is going to die... isn't it?

[j-dogg]

NOOOOO!!!! NOT A BLACK HOLE!!!!!

*teleports to a remote part of the galaxy and watches the thread implode killing everyone inside*

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

:: Manifests himself into the forum floor and becomes the decked out Dark Colony (Which is literally the size of the Death Star, but cooler) ::

:: Gundam Heads sprout from the floor and attack everyone ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.