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Legolas Dianoga
Joined: 02 Oct 2003
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Posted: Oct 05, 2003 17:35 Post subject: |
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Yes, a Ring of Power does grace the Hand of Merchtg, though of that we shall not speak further
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Tom Resnick Trandoshan
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 06, 2003 00:12 Post subject: |
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*Continue*
Escape?....
How many battles had I fought... and won?
The Jjaro have a saying: "Whatever you say, say nothing clearly."
Lies, damn lies, and the Jjaro.
But as Durandal constantly reminds me: "Truth is the first casualty of war"
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Matt K Dark Trooper Phase 1
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 06, 2003 14:08 Post subject: |
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Kill the weebles.
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Matt K Dark Trooper Phase 1
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 06, 2003 19:30 Post subject: |
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Sporks are divine utensils given to the populace by the god Sporkarus.
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Legolas Dianoga
Joined: 02 Oct 2003
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 02:07 Post subject: |
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I prefer to sound of the horns of Rivindell myself.
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Tom Manning Trandoshan
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 21:59 Post subject: |
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I wish I was run!
_________________ Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Barry Brien Dark Trooper Phase 1
Joined: 26 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 15:37 Post subject: |
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SUPREME ASSAULT #12!
ECHO SEIZURE! ECHO SEIZURE!
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ah, the compromise
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Tom Resnick Trandoshan
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 16:00 Post subject: |
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**bleeding**
"Shut up, Bernice!"
"My name's not Bernice!"
"Shut up!"
_________________ T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes! |
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 18:27 Post subject: Here insert subject! |
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::Digs through trash can frantically::
Quick, what's the number for 911?!
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 18:32 Post subject: Insert subject here! |
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An if I'm right, this is post #1000! If I'm wrong, I'll just eat a couple of sporks to make me feel better...
Tacos taste better with sporks...
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 13, 2003 06:22 Post subject: Subject goes here! |
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Ack, it not be #1000...
::eats a couple sporks, a few days late...::
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 13, 2003 06:24 Post subject: Insert subject here! |
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Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?
Nay, it merely was a spork gun... Even better than the concussion rifle!
I cannot get to sleep; my pillow is stuffed with a litter of porcupines! I should get the spork gun to take care of that...
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Burning Gundam Kell Dragon
Joined: 28 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 13, 2003 23:45 Post subject: |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
The world may never know.
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Burning Gundam Kell Dragon
Joined: 28 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 14, 2003 17:17 Post subject: |
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Domon: Rain? Can you hear me?
(Silence)
Domon: ...You don't have to answer me. I just want you to hear me out.
Domon: Doctor Mikamura...is gone now, leaving with him the words "Everything is my fault"
Domon: But none of that matters to me anymore! It doesn't matter.
Domon: Do you honestly think I would blame you for what happened to me?
Domon: What happened to us Rain? What is it that we've achieved this past year? We haven't even come up with an answer for it yet. Remember? They first time we met in 10 years, at my mom's final resting place? The people above us had already involved us in the Gundam Fight, and before we knew it, we were thrown into the ring on Earth.
Domon: I fought with every ounce I had in me! But when it was over, the people above us thought of nothing but their own interests.
Domon: It's true, I did win the Gundam fight, but I only won because you were always by my side. Yes this victory was achieved by the two of us, Rain. That's why, it wouldn't make any sense if we didn't stay together
The Dark Colony's attacks cease outside.
Domon: Hey, Rain? Remember on the morning of the finals? I said that if I won, there was something really important I wanted to say to you. I'm a guy who's ill at ease and knows only how to fight, that's why it's been hard for me to say this.
Domon: Honestly I....I....(urghh) I LOVE YOU!! I WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!RAIN!!!!!
Rain's silver covered body shatters and erupts from the chest of the Dark Gundam. Domon covers her in his cloak and say some overly mushy things.
The Dark Gundam groans and starts to attack, revealing a set of ugly and frightening yellow fangs.
Domon: Come on, lets finish guy
Rain: Right.
Domon and Rain: These hands of ours are burning red!
Domon: Its loud cry tells us...
Rain: ...To grasp happiness!
Domon and Rain: Erupting! Burning! Finger!!!
Domon: Seky..
Rain: ..ha!
Domon: Tenkyokan!!!!!!
The attack rips through the Dark Gundam, destroying it. It also triggers the whole Dark Colony to breakdown. All over, pieces of the Dark Gundam float down to earth and are burned in the atmosphere. And in the skeletal remains, stands the Burning Gundam. They leave and head to earth with the rest of the Shuffle Alliance to enjoy their new start in life.
Yeah Yeah, overly exhaggerated ending. 
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Burning Gundam Kell Dragon
Joined: 28 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 14, 2003 23:15 Post subject: |
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HARK!....A SHARK!!! 
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KnighT Ree-Yees
Joined: 25 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 15, 2003 21:14 Post subject: |
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A raging inferno still blazes in the heart of the man demon said to be filled with evil intent. The master of fists journeys onward, seeking the ultimate challenge, leaving his foes dead and a blood splattered "ten" [Japanese word] on the wall. The falling rain does nothing to douse the flame that burns inside, and his rage only grows. The world is a big place, but can the ultimate warrior ever find the ultimate challenger?
_________________ "On a scale of one to awesome, I am super great!"
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Burning Gundam Kell Dragon
Joined: 28 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 17, 2003 22:39 Post subject: |
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Domon..Listen...This is the only chance we have to to defeat the dark gundam!
Do it Domon! So we don't let the tragedy repeat itself!
Domon executes a powerful Sekiha Tenkyokan on the cockpit of the Dark Gundam, vaporizing his brother and the android of Schwartz Brueder
KKKYYYOOOOJJJJIIIII!!!!!!!!!
A great flash of light overtakes Lantau Island
Stalker: Now everyone, the Dark Gundam has finally been defeated. But in order to do so, Domon was forced to sacrifice the lives of Kyoji, and Schwartz Breuder. But there is not time for grief and sorrow, for the battle royale still continues! Yes! Now it will be the deciding match between Domon and Master Asia! Lets get things started! Battle Royale final match all set...Ready...GO!!!
Title: Farewell Master!: Master Asia's Last Breath
The other members of the defeated shuffle alliance watch in awe as the smoldering remains of the Dark Gundam crash to the ground.
Domon stands at the edge of the pit, futily calling to his brother.
Master Asia also stands at the edge of the pit in shock.
Master: My...My Dark Gundam...I'll never forgive you....I"LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, DOMON!!!! Can you possibly comprehend what you've just done here!?
Domon: Shut up Master Asia!! You heartless villian! Thought you could take over the world with the Dark Gundam did you!!!
Master: Pay Attention! Have I even once said I wanted the world!?
Domon: I know your plans with Wong! You can't back your way out of it!
Master: I only took advantage of his position! If that requires reviving the Dark Gundam, I'll have succeeded!
Domon: But why do you need the Dark Gundam!?
Master: well why don't I tell you in your language! A battle!!
Domon: I'd like nothing better!
Master: Gundam Fight Ready....
Domon: ...GOOO!!!!
The fight between the wo begins in a flurry of kicks and punches. The shuffle alliance gathers at the edge of a cliff, where they can clearly see the fight.
Sai: Look over there! Bro' fighting!
Bonnie: Oh! We'd better go and hel..
Chibodee: No, stop! This battle will probably go down in history as the greatest Gundam Fight ever. Observe. A former master and pupil are fighting it out with everything they've got! This is their world now, we can no longer enter within it men.
Domon and Master continue beating each other up, and Domon prepares to execute a powerful attack.
Domon: Now, Undefeated of the East! Get Ready!
Master: Don't be smug! Secret Technique Juuniouu Houhai!
Domon is smashed to the ground
Master: Now, Domon, do you still have trouble understanding, even after being pummled?
Domon: You monster!
Master : I know you saw the dark side of Hong Kong, the state that the ruins were in. Other places all over the world, are becoming just like that. Rome, Paris, even your own kiono of Neo Japan! And I'm sure you haven't even given such thought to who's caused so much destruction. Once I realized this myself, I couldn't stand watching the earth in its present state. It was then that I vowed that no matter what it took, I would restore Earth back to its original state.
Domon: Wait...what are you saying?
Master: (Chuckle)
Back in the government complex, Wong oversees the fight between Master asia and Domon.
Wong: But...Why tell us now? I may not have known about this, but I could use it to my advantage....Master!
Inside Master's Cockpit
Wong: Dear Master. Beautiful...your intentions of wanting to restore earth.
Master: Wong! What have you got up your sleeve now!?
Wong: Don't get me wrong, Master, my intentions of having you win the Gundam Tournament are indeed sincere. You see, I want you to win Neo Hong Kong the right to rule the universe for four more years! And if we could recreate the Dark Gundam, into a kind gundam, considerate of all....
Master: This is laughable! Total politician! You don't know the meaning of the word 'kind' and now it's too late!!! Listen! I have only one objective! To wipe out all humanity on this Earth!!
Domon: So that's why you were using the Dark Gundam!
Master: Not neccesarily, it's the will of the Dark Gundam!
Wong: But that's insane!
Master: Listen, I knew that you heard from Schwartz that th Dark Gundam was originally intended to restore earth with its three great theoretical abilities. However, the impact with earth caused the computer to malfunction. It pressed forth with it's abilities and came to the conclusion that the only way to fully restore earth was to wipe out all humanity! Look at the lakes, mountains, forests, all floating in space! These pathetic people don't even realize that they're living in an artificial world. I plan to take the Earth back from them. And with the Dark Gundam present on the Earth, no one will ever, ever set foot on this planet again! Eh heh heh heh heh....Ah HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! There! That's the solution! In order to restore Earth, humanity shall perish AH HA HA HA HA!!!
Domon: Master, you've completely lost it.
Back at the government complex...
Wong: I can't believe it! The man's gone nuts!!
An Explosion rips through the complex. Walter and Rising Gundam can be seen outside the window fighting more.
Wong: Allenby! No just what do you think you're still doing here!
A Laser cannon is aimed at the complex where wong is standing.
Wong: No! Don't do it Allenby! Someone help me! Help me, Please!
Laser is fired and the complex explodes. Rising and Walter Gundam erupt from the ashes.
Rain: Allenby! The berserker system isn't working! So why haven't you become normal again?
They crash on the floor. Walter Gundam flies up, around and back down to finish Rain off.
Rain: This is the only way that I can think to save you, so...Try and Get ME!!
Walter Gundam bites the Rising Gundam's arm with walter fang.
Rain: Ultimate Bullseye! RISING ARROW!!!
A beam Arrow pierces Walter Gundams face and explodes. Allenby, now normal, is flung from the Gundam.
(Commercial Break)
Amongst the smoldering ruins of the government complex, Rain stumbles from the Rising Gundam to find Allenby lying lifeless on the ground.
Rain: I'm so sorry. I tried so hard, but I couldn't save you. Forgive me
Dr. M: No, Rain, there's still time. You see the DG cells haven't taken over thi young girl yet. I'm very sorry, my dear daughter. I have done something very foolish. I will atone for my crimes, and thus prove Dr. Kasshu's innocence. Yes. I will atone for everything.
Back to Lantau Island
Master: Yes, atone for everything! I must atone for the crimes we've commited with my own bare hands!
Domon: But that doesn't give you the right to wipe out humanity, you know!
Master! You still don't get it don't you!? Why is the Gundam Fight so important? why call it an ideal war!? What is victory if one hasn't suffered? This Gundam Fight is nothing but a game!
Domon: But it's a whole lot better than losing a bunch of lives!
Master: That's why you're such a fool!!
Master: Darkness....!!
Domon: Burning....!!!
Both: ...FINGER!!!!!
Domon: What? I can feel deep sorrow coming from his fist. Undefeated of the East, ...he's crying! But why is that!?
Master: Silence!!!
They both fall to the ground. Master begins to cough furiously.
Master: If only this body of mine were healthy, there wouldn't have been a problem! I myself could have become a part of the Dark Gundam. This is so Unfortuante!!
Domon: You aren't...dying?
Master: ....This is none of your business!
Domon: If that's what you want!
Both: Super King ELECTRIC!!
They fight trailing sparks of electric discharge
Argo: Do you here that?
Chibodee: Yeah, it's the sad melody of souls.
Sai: 'Till my last days, I wont ever forget this match.
Master: Now do you still have trouble understanding?
Domon: I am! What you're plotting to do is nothing more than mass destruction.
Master: Ah...Domon. (extends a hand, but Domon beats it away) Haven't you any brain between those ears!?
Domon: Master Asia! You are very mistaken! The people you are trying to destroy were created here and are a part of nature too! We are therefore a part of the Earth. Tell me? How could you plan to revive Earh without knowing this cruecial fact? Talk of a world without humans, who have lived here to this day. It's DOOMED TO FAIL!!!
Master: Then why don't we put an end to this decisive battle to determine which of us is right!
Domon: Very well! In the name of the King of HEARTS!!!!
Both of them undergo a significant change in power and enter Hypermode.
Domon: School.....of...
Master: ...The Undefeated of the East's....
Domon: ...Ultimate!....
Master: ....Secret Technique!!!
Both: SEKIHA TENKYOKAN!!!!!
The blast causes various cataclysmic events on the island and all the Shuffle Alliance can do is watch. Domon is struggling to hold up.
Master: Could it be that this is he onl extent of you're abilities!? Use your legs! and crouch for better balance!
Domon loses balance and colapses part way
Master: What is this? To kneel is to give up the fight! You couldn't even beat a measly villian like me.
Domon: Shut up! I will prove here and now that I can surpass you!
An added burst of power forces Master's attack to colapse. Master Gundam is knocked back. On the cliff, the shuffle alliance cheers on Domon to finish him off.
Domon: Burning....SEKIHA TENKYOKAN!
Grasps Master Gundam in a massive energy ball resembling a hand. Master grimaces in pain.
Domon: NOW...HEAT END!!
Master: ....Very good. You have exceeded your abilities and have become true King of Hearts, Domon. (Faint's)
Domon: MASTER!!!!!!!
A tremendous explosion befalls Lantau Island. From the distance, Rain, carrying Allenby, watches the explosion. The ring surrounding earth fades.
Former Black Joker: Master Asia, we've all come for you now. I'm sorry. It was foolish of us not to question it ourselves, whether or not the Gundam Fight was good alternative to war. To find this out you had entered the 12'th Gundam Fight. You fought, and you fought, and continued fighting until you reached the top. But you were devestated to see the destruction caused by the Gundam Fight and that you had contributed to it. And the resentment you felt at that moment likely set all of this in motion. perhaps your mistake was how humanity should atone, yet we couldn't say we were in the right either. In an age where humanity is bound to take a wrong turn, we must put faith in the new shuffle alliance. I'm afraid that's all we can do at this point in time.
Back on Earth, Lantau Island is nothing but a lifeless rock. Domon has Master Asia lying on the ground in front of him, just barely conciuos. The rest of the shuffle alliance gathers a little further away.
Master: Domon...you taught me an important lesson today. We too are a part of nature, and destroying humans, is the same as destroying nature. I have come to realize I was about to make the same mistake again.
Domon: Oh, Master!
Master: You're still willing to call me 'Master' after what I've done?
Domon: I never really knew the depth of your sorrow until these last few moments. All I could think about was how to win against you. I never bothered to hear your side! And yet, through all of that, you watched out for me.
Master: Nonsense... all this time I've been nothing but a horrible criminal! Nevertheless, take a look. Despite all the horibble things I've done, not a single DG cell has ever touched me.
Domon: I just knew it! I knew all along because...!
Master: Oh, my dear Domon! If only you hadn't been forced to become a Gundam Fighter! If only I hadn't met you again in Shinjuku! None of this... None of this would have ever happened!
The sun begins to rise.
Master: The sun.
Domon: Yeah, I see it, it's beautiful Master
Master: Come, lets say it..
Both: The school of the...Undefeated of the East!
Domon: The winds of the king!
Master: Zenshin...
Domon: Keratsu!
Both: Tempa Kyoran! .... Look! The east is burning red!!
Master Asia collapses and dies.
Domon: Master? Master!? MASTER!!! NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(In Japanese) Farewell Master Asia, the Undefeated of the East
-Mobile Fighter G-Gundam episode 45
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Legolas Dianoga
Joined: 02 Oct 2003
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Posted: Oct 17, 2003 22:57 Post subject: |
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Oh the fear!
BURN YOU GASTUERE
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 22, 2003 17:48 Post subject: |
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Youch! This board here is falling down... Best get out my parachute!
::looks at WARNING tags on parachute::
1. Flamable. Do not expose to open flame.
2. This device does not allow the wearer to fly.
3. Keep away from sporks. Sporks may puncture the device, causing the wearer to plummet to their very messy death.
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Tom Resnick Trandoshan
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 23, 2003 02:11 Post subject: |
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fingernail dremels!
"I'm Debbie the Butt, and I don't have to go anywhere!"
"Get out of my face, you butt!"
**Sobbing**
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j-dogg Gamorrean
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 23, 2003 16:20 Post subject: |
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
You're driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on. What happens?
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 24, 2003 18:26 Post subject: |
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j-dogg wrote:
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is stuff sent by road called shipment, while stuff sent by sea is called cargo?
j-dogg wrote:
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
Exactly. The opposite could also be called a miracle.
j-dogg wrote:
You're driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on. What happens?
I would reccomend against doing that... Acording to Einstein's blah blah blah... -Anyway, you would probably wind up hurting your brain.
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Tom Manning Trandoshan
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 25, 2003 19:27 Post subject: |
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The rain stumps the orange gapp
_________________ Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
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japh Gamorrean
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 26, 2003 00:14 Post subject: |
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It's never to early for frickin' insanity!!!! (we actually said that on our morning coffee run last week).
Major lid problem! (yes our office is a rockin' place)
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Tom Resnick Trandoshan
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 27, 2003 16:54 Post subject: |
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Names are unimportant, but I know yours.
I'll never tell him, don't worry. I know
better.
Him?
You know. I can't say. He who rises with
the tides, master of all things small and
insignificant.
Tides?
Not the tides, fool! Don't you understand?
Geico. A fifteen-minute call could save you %15 or more on car insurance.
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Barry Brien Dark Trooper Phase 1
Joined: 26 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 27, 2003 19:33 Post subject: |
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Which confessed 17 kilometre permanent marksman absolved? Absolved!
Aeronautical pot-pourri causes a significance. Back-handed, test-drive, take-away Model-T Thatcher, chided for showing up too early.
Birth of the Crindle Slog, hallowed by thy Sony Walkman. Don't forget to charge the batteries, and batter the charges. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy, yeah whatever. I'll be Frank with you, if you by Earnest with me.
Mattias on the moon with Megaman and Dr. Robotnik, playing backgammon, while Jereth Kok makes levels about planting sequencer charges in a hippo's birth canal. Can it be so?
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Nottheking Kell Dragon
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
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Posted: Oct 27, 2003 19:49 Post subject: |
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The Yugo has a lot in common with a stock Ferarri.
A Ferarri can go from 0-60 in 5.
A Yugo can go from 0-5 in 60.
However, this is different, if you try the number one reccomended procedure for jump-starting your brand-new Yugo...
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