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[Burning Gundam]

Sorry, wrong gundam.

:: Flys by with Dendrobium Gundam and lays waste to the forum floor ::

:: Clears explosives away from Tom Manning, remembering the alliance they once had ::

:: Watches as the his old Mobile Suit explodes ::

Eh, was about to get that remodeled anyway.

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[Pumpkinetics]

::Dusts off the ash and pulls out a DLG-11, keeping secret the fact it's just a reskinned Mortar. Shoots little electricity balls of doom at the currently flying gundam::

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"So, how goes (X) ?"

"WORKIN' ON IT! I SWEAR!"

[Tom Manning]

:: Dramatically fires several bullets at Pumpikentics, distracting him from Gundam::

:: Approaches Pumpkinetics who took shelter on the floor, behind Death_Blood_Fire's corpse ::

"I know what your thinking, did he shoot six shots or only five..."

:: Pumpkinetics goes for the cheese gun and Tom drops his empty revolver, pulling out a lightsaber ::

:: Unfortunately, its a DF lightsaber, so its as effective as a punch ::

:: None the less, Manning beats the snot out of Pumpkinetics with a lightsaber/club ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[Burning Gundam]

:: Blasts a few holes in the forum floor with megacannon ::

:: Giblets of sheepandshepard fly all over the place ::

:: Does a fly-by with a giant beam saber and slices Pumpkinetics cleanly in half ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[Taton]

*Taton crashes into the room on his hyper-accelerated move_floor, carefully aiming his Gundam-Penetrator RPG of Epic Awesomeness(TM)*

HAIL ZEON!

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"A fight should be clean and elegant, without waste"
-Asuka Langley Sohryu, Evangelion

[j-dogg]

:: translocates into thread in after years of exile as Death_Blood_Fire playing Unreal Tournament 2004 ::

:: pulls out his original H-13a Trooper Scooper from the DF-21 Downloads Page ::

:: headshots Taton and BG with precision plasma rounds ::

:: vaporizes the thread with three Redeemers ::

Hey all been reading this thread lately this is hysterical lmao

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

I actually read the whole thing not too long ago and laughed my arse off.

:: Orders airstrike on j-dogg's position ::

:: Mushroom cloud forms where j-dogg once stood ::

Good times

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

:: pulls out Allergy Bomb(tm) ::

:: hurls Allergy Bombs(tm) at everyone, causing them to sneeze and hack and cough incessantly ::

:: Decimates BG with a shoryuken ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Pumpkinetics]

:Laughs inside his giant whale carcass:

:Summons a dire Jimmers to wreak havok:

:Jimmers stands there, unemotive:

:Jimmers realises he is hungry, and eats J-dogg. Why not?:

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"So, how goes (X) ?"

"WORKIN' ON IT! I SWEAR!"

[j-dogg]

:: Explodes in Pumpkinetics' stomach killing him instantly ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

:: Releases a swarm of angry hornets from himself, Bioshock style, upon j-dogg ::

:: Finishes him off with a mega-cannon blast that leaves a gaping sizzling hole in j-dogg's body ::

:: j-dogg keels over and dies ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

:: Is already dead from the previous attack ::

:: Swarming hornets turn back to attack BG ::

:: BG dies from multiple sting wounds ::

:: Resurrects himself using DG cells and bunny-hops about the topic with a Redeemer ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Pumpkinetics]

:Jimmers observes the hole in his stomach- eats Pumpkinetics to fix the hole:

-PUMPKINETICS SHALL HEREAFTER BE REPRESENTED BY JIMMERS-

:Jimmers eats the tasty bunny:

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"So, how goes (X) ?"

"WORKIN' ON IT! I SWEAR!"

[j-dogg]

:: Fires a Redeemer at Jimmers ::

:: Jimmers vaporizes instantly ::

:: Translocates out of the thread to prevent further attack ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Tom Manning]

Its been five years, but I could have sworn j-dogg, or DBF was part of the alliance back in the day...


:: Aims an Ice Arrow at j-dogg until he can confirm if he is a friend or foe ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[Burning Gundam]

Eh, I don't care anymore =_=

:: Stomps on j-dogg like a bug ::

:: Scrapes remains off of foot ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

:: Translocates back into the thread ::

I was part of the original Alliance from way back in the day, but I got kicked out because I team killed once, and it wasn't aimed at him he got caught in the blast zone.

If you wish to allow me into the Alliance once again I will gladly oblige.

:: Materializes a black hole over his dead body and watches as BG steps into it and vanishes forever ::

:: Decides to not shoot at Manning ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Tom Manning]

If we let you in, I'm not sure we'd have anyone to kill...


:: Throws his first gen. iPhone at j-dogg, knocking him out ::

:: Sets off to buy the new iPhone ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[j-dogg]

:: Uses first-gen IPhone to call in an airstrike on Manning and the Alliance ::

:: Three F-4's napalm the topic to oblivion ::

:: Watches as the Alliance melts ::

Someone should make a DF level out of this thread.

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

Only if DF had multiplayer. I would make an epic arena with a bunch of slap-stick traps.

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

Maybe you could make it a level where you have to defeat all of our zany attacks like my Cow Launcher and the Dark Gundam, etc.

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Tom Manning]

:: Traps everyone in the multiplayer level ('cept Gundam of course) ::

:: Crashes the hard dive thus losing everyone ::

Should have used a mac folks!

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[j-dogg]

:: Plays DF on a PC with a flash drive ::

:: Drops a M.O.A.B. on Manning and the Alliance ::

:: The Alliance is beat, and Manning is vaprozed instantly ::

:: Steals the bomb under JorBo's chair from the previous Flamewar and hurls it at Gundam ::

:: Bomb does nothing ::

:: Runs ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Burning Gundam]

:: Picks up the useless bomb and throws it back at j-dogg, beaming him in the head and knocking him unconscious. ::

I think I'll let him live. But what others do to him is a different story

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[j-dogg]

:: Bomb explodes and kills Gundam ::

Boom!!! Swish-Splatter!!!!

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Tom Manning]

:: Goes Taxi Driver on j-doggs arse ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[j-dogg]

:: Sweeps in on a helicopter blaring Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries from Act 3 Die Walkure on a loudspeaker ::

:: Napalms the entire topic to hell and back, then to hell again ::

:: Flies away while sitting on his helmet ::

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J-Dogg: Formerly known as Death_Blood_Fire

Member since March 1999

[Tom Manning]

:: Plays The Doors song The End and watches j-dogg go crazy in a hotel room ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King

[Burning Gundam]

:: Also plays Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive" , further driving j-dogg insane ::

:: Goes back to work ::

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I don't think outside the box... I customize it.

[Tom Manning]

:: Throws on a red polyester shirt and bebops his way down the street, looking for a kill ::

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Tom Manning
For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, Stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn: Return of the King